This really made me laugh. A greengrocer in Clapham, has been threatened with a suspension to his mail delivery service, if he doesn’t get his 6 months old kitten Elly under control! It appears that she playfully went for the mail whilst it was being posted and unfortunately scratched the postman’s hand.

Her owner has received a strongly worded letter:

“‘I am writing to let you know that, on the 6th of June, our postman was attacked by your animal in your premises while delivering mail to your address. I must advise you that, if any further incidents of this nature are allowed to take place, I shall have no alternative other than to consider suspending the delivery of mail to your home.

This is hysterical as the moggie in question weighs in at a mere 7lb, and “spends most of her time playing with balls of wool, chasing her tail or exploring”.

To laugh more and see a photo of this terrifying beast, please click here for the full article.